i like this one
For a second I was expecting something different and was really enraged
fucking bless whoever made this
you hear this whole “not like the other girls” thing espoused by young women and reiterated in romantic comedies over and over. it’s the idea that she’s a “real girl” who’s “different” because she’s NOT giggly, concerned with her appearance, anti-intellectual, obsessed with boys, vapid, etc.
it’s no wonder girls end up feeling like they’re different from “other girls”. women aren’t stereotypes, we’re human beings.
when you are under the word count for an essay
so I ended my english presentation with “these fatal flaws brought macbeth to his macdeath” and at least 60% of the class groaned
I can train you. I can get you new bodies. And we will march into Hell where we will be greeted as liberators. And demonkind will rise up and sweep over the earth!
"you’re lame as heck" yeah okay
"your life is going nowhere" well if u say so
"you’ll never join starfleet" NOW JUST HOLD THE DARN DIDDLY
the crossover nobody was waiting for
WHEN BILL NYE FIRST MET HIS DANCING WITH THE STARS COACH HE WORE A SUIT AND BROUGHT HER A LIL FLOWER IN A FLASK HOW CUTE IS THAT
LOOK LOOK HOW CUTE HE IS Cutie
please watch this
Don’t watch this.
please watch this
best 55 seconds of my life
While his classmates’ names are called Kevin can’t help but watch their families in the audience. He finds himself focusing mainly on the moms. Watching their faces glowing with pride, snapping pictures, some crying, others cheering. His eyes sting.
‘Mom would have yelled the loudest,’ he thinks as he makes his way across the stage. It’s been years since she died but his eyes begin to mist when he finally receives his diploma.
‘She’s missing this’.
Making his way off stage he looks out at the audience and can’t stop a surprised laugh as he finds three familiar faces in the crowd. There in the fourth row Dean is standing on his chair waving and cheering at the top of his lungs while Sam’s face seems to be alternating between his “bitch face” and beaming proudly. Beside them Cas is smiling softly and taking what seems like frame by frames of his uneventful walk down the stairs and back to his seat. His mom may not be here but the Winchesters are a cheering squad even Linda Tran would be proud of.
If there’s a grammar problem do a girl a favor and please please please correct it. I have the grammar skills of a four year old raised by wolves.
SPANK + [listen] » a meaningless sex mix - for fucking hard and letting your feelings take a seat on the back-burner.
01. closer - nine inch nails // 02. black mud - the black keys // 03. spank - the naked & famous // 04. girl with one eye - florence + the machine // 05. satellite - the kills // 06. brick by brick - arctic monkeys // 07. gods & monsters - lana del rey // 08. tear you apart - she wants revenge // 09. i know what i am - band of skulls // 10. seven nation army (glitch mob remix) - the white stripes // 11. undisclosed desires - muse // 12. so rich, so pretty - mickey avalon // 13. bread and butter - hugo // 14. crying lightning - arctic monkeys